THE WORLD'S MOST EXTREME TWO MAN CIRCUS SIDESHOW COMEDY MAGIC EXTRAVAGANZA!

They’ve been banned, burned, blistered, bloodied, bruised, concussed, fractured, hammered, hooked, pierced, padlocked, spit on, stapled, sliced, slapped, smashed, and scratched all in the name of...

Comedy?

Two of Canada’s most outrageous entertainers have joined forces to bring you a non-stop comedy roller coaster jam-packed with cartoonish levels of absurd violence.

It’s like a depression era sideshow meets Jackass!

The Monsters of Schlock combine amazing physical stunts and mind blowing feats with a twist – irreverent slapstick comedy! The result? A show that will have you both screaming and laughing at the same time!

Comedy takes the front seat as these two comedians lampoon sideshow, magic, and the circus arts while performing some of the most amazing physical stunts ever seen! It’s a slapstick stunt show hearkening back to the early days of vaudeville, with as much influence from the 3 Stooges as from the traveling carnivals of yore.

When Canada’s only two-man human demolition derby comes to YOUR town, will YOU be there?

The ultimate in audience participation
The ultimate in audience participation
Monsters of Schlock pack the house
Monsters of Schlock pack the house
A staplegun to the butt actually does hurt as much as you'd think
A staplegun to the butt actually does hurt as much as you'd think
Two 'men' escape from a single straight jacket!
Two 'men' escape from a single straight jacket!
Orbax gets face-forked!
Orbax gets face-forked!
Sweet Pepper prepares to put out a blowtorch, the hard way!
Sweet Pepper prepares to put out a blowtorch, the hard way!
Explosive comedy!
Explosive comedy!

The Monsters of Schlock spend the weekend in Halifax at the 4th Annual Maritime Tattoo Festival.

We'll be around the entire weekend, but specifically there will be shows on Sat May 22nd at 4 and Sunday May 23rd at 2.

For all info go to a href="http://www.maritimetattoofestival.com...

The Monsters return to Sarnia ON to release their brand of comedy on an unsuspecting public!

As featured in Ripley's Believe It or Not and Guinness World Record Holders!

with musical guests


BLACK CAT ATTACK: 3 piece horror-punk rock 'n' roll band from Ajax, Ontario
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