The Distillery | Monsters of Schlock

I've met douchebags before, but these guys are the douchiest AND the baggiest!

-Ryan Stock, Discovery Channel’s Guinea Pig

responsible for one of the greatest moments on the show

-George Stroumboulopoulos, the Hour

Canada's BEST Freaks!

- SEE magazine

You are truly a "Believe It or Not!"

Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Fake! Fake! He's got a fake nose!

Some kid

A truly magical experience.... well except for the magic. That part kinda sucked. But the rest was really funny.

- Orbax's mom

The show promises to be offensive, sick and twisted and all those other good things that make Freak Shows SO much FUN!

-ONLY magazine