Greetings Monster-philes!

It's the most wonderful time of the year... Schlocktober!

The Monsters have returned to their TENTH year at the Pacific National Exhibition in Vancouver as part of Fright Nights. Ten years! How crazy is that?

It's been an emotional run out here so far, so many old friends and new ones. We've had several occasions when grown ups, like for real adults, have shown us pictures on their phones from when they first saw us 7, 9 or even 10 years ago. Kinda makes us feel like all of this hasn't been a wasted life, ya know?


Orbax here and I’m finding it incredibly difficult to type in the cramped comforts of what is otherwise  a relatively spacious WestJet seat.

Pepper and I are just getting back from the Lethbridge Windy City Tattoo Weekend and MAN it was a lot of fun crammed into a short period of time!

Hello all!

Well I know it's been a while but we've been busy this summer. So far we've played in Canada, America, Australia, England AND Australia!

I know! We ARE amazing!

In the meantime, enjoy this video. I (Orbax) have been teaching myself to edit and this is my first attempt at something productive.

Feel free to share it around :)


Photocredit: Ash Briody

First off, Pepper and I want to thank each and every one of you who pre-ordered!



Hello everyone!

Many of you coming to this page will already know who we are. Welcome, and thank you for all your support over the years.

For those of you who don’t know us, I am the great Orbax and along with my brother Sweet Pepper Klopek we are the Monsters of Schlock, the World’s Most Extreme two-man Circus Sideshow and Comedy-Magic Extravaganza.