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First off, Pepper and I want to thank each and every one of you who pre-ordered!

 

 

Hello everyone!

Many of you coming to this page will already know who we are. Welcome, and thank you for all your support over the years.

For those of you who don’t know us, I am the great Orbax and along with my brother Sweet Pepper Klopek we are the Monsters of Schlock, the World’s Most Extreme two-man Circus Sideshow and Comedy-Magic Extravaganza.

Hello everyone! After a three month hiatus I, the great Orbax, have returned to absolutely consistently update the failed daily blog that our newsfeed has become. This time I promise ...

Click through for new video! Welcome back to the potential three of you who may be reading this! I know, I know. I promised this would be a daily writing exercise. I've come to terms with it, and I think you should as well. Or perhaps we can just both agree to believe in a lie...